
I Pick the Tempo, Deal With It
Because You are the Drummer, the band follows your Beat
For every drummer who knows they secretly run the band — here’s your official badge of honor. The “I Pick The Tempo — Deal With It” design turns that truth into a bold, funny statement every musician can appreciate.
This artwork bursts with energy: a dynamic drum kit surrounded by vibrant comic-style dots, bold neon outlines, and playful graffiti lettering that practically vibrates with rhythm. The colors pop like a snare hit — electric blues, fiery oranges, and pulsing reds — capturing the chaos, humor, and confidence that every drummer brings to the stage.
And the message? Pure drummer attitude. “I Pick The Tempo” isn’t just a phrase — it’s a lifestyle. It’s that look you give your bandmates when they try to rush the song, the smirk when the guitarist loses count, or the moment you raise your sticks and everyone knows who’s really in charge.
Whether you’re jamming in a garage, teaching your first beat, or rocking a stadium crowd, this design says it all: the drummer decides. Perfect for anyone who lives by rhythm, loves funny music art, and doesn’t mind reminding the world that the band moves at your tempo.
Available on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more — all part of Wolloh’s Funny Music Collection. Great as a gift for drummers, percussionists, or that one friend who always taps on every surface. Get ready to wear your groove with pride — and don’t forget to tell the rest of the band to deal with it. 🥁😎







