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"I Can't Have Plans in the Garage" bold mechanic quote by Wolloh — funny car enthusiast and mechanic humor design. Get this design in Apparel, stickers, art prints and more.

I Have Plans in the Garage

For the Dedicated Mechanic, Car Enthusiast & Garage Dweller

Tired of the endless cycle of social events and lame excuses?


Now you have the perfect one. This "Sorry I Can't, I Have Plans in the Garage" design is more than just a piece of apparel; it's a badge of honor for anyone whose sanctuary is a workspace filled with tools, parts, and a project car. It’s for those who find the hum of an engine more soothing than any melody and who understand that the real parties happen on a creeper, not on a dance floor.


This design captures the essence of the garage lifestyle, celebrating the grit, dedication, and dirty hands that come with building something with your own two hands. The vintage, distressed typography and classic piston graphic evoke a sense of timeless craftsmanship and a no-nonsense attitude. It's an unspoken code among car lovers, a way to show that your passion for horsepower and torque outweighs any scheduled brunch or family gathering.


Whether you're spending all night fine-tuning an engine, restoring a classic, or just tinkering with your daily driver, this design speaks your language. It's a statement piece that says you're committed to the things that truly matter—the scent of gasoline and a cold brew. It’s the perfect way to wear your passion, whether you’re heading to the auto parts store, a car show, or just hanging out in your happy place.

Heather gray T-shirt featuring the “I Can’t Have Plans in the Garage” by Wolloh — funny car mechanic quote with piston graphics. Perfect for car enthusiasts, mechanics, and gearhead fathers.
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